I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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