IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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