he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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