I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Dignity is for republicans.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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