: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
God, I missed his penis.
Randomize
