that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
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She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
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I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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