Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
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OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
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We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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