youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
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It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
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Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
i out mim tonsoeep
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