a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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