Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
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Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
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I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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