You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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