so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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