I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
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we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
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He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
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