From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
Randomize