I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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