it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
It's not a walk of shame if you run
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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