You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Randomize
