ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
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The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
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Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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