you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
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3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
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Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
We are all done wearing pants today
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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