The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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