What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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