apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
Randomize
