3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
Randomize
