honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
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I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
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I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time