party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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