You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
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Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
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Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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