So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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