When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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