with your own penis?
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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