Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
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um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
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I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
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