is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
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It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
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wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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