i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Randomize
