He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
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