Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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