don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
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Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
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Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
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