why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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