Why does Corona taste like a burp?
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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