I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
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Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
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maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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