A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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