hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
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I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
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Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..