this boner is exhausting
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
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It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
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We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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