just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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