chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
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I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
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The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
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Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...