evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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