Just mADE A PArabola og urine
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
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just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
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The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
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