these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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