Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
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Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
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Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
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