Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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