Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
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just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
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He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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