Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
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the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
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We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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