nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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