If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
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Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
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just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
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