Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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