drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
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I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
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So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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